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Minecraft

Hard anal sex using shit water as a loobricant. Then putting a wrench in a hamsters mouth as you proceed to molest it's ass with hot sauce. Then you sperm on bread and feed it to your dog as a treat after giving it a blow job. Usally last 2 days of nonstop gorilla ass fucking.
I did Minecraft for 2 days in a row.
by Brosnice23gta5 November 14, 2022
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Minecraft Education

A fuckass fork of Minecraft bedrock that updates slow as fuck, have shit restrictions, and sometimes can't multiplayer because it just stuck at locating the server, have cloud storage because it's commonly seen on a chromebook (and chromebook storage is ass)
Gullible Fuck: I wanna play Minecraft ELA is boring
Gullible Fuck: Minecraft Education here we go
Gullible Fuck: This shit ass minecraft still on 1.18! FUCK!
by VariableTeaMcbe September 5, 2025
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The Minecraft Movie

I am jerking off and shit 'cause I'm in fucking Minecraft
*During game sesh* I'm in The Minecraft Movie
by John UrbanDictionary II April 11, 2025
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Minecraft

by F0XMCEDU February 24, 2022
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Minecraft

nothing compared to fortnite.
by DJDragon479 October 18, 2021
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Minecraft

the game that has a killer bunny,squidward,domestic violence,gun abuse, and most importantly edgy 14 year olds

Minecraft the game
minecraft ig? idk
by Potato6996420204 October 16, 2022
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Minecraft sticky piston

I'm gonna fuck venessa with my minecraft sticky piston
by BigBoiChunges October 18, 2019
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