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Land Mime

Accidentally stepping on a sleeping mime and dealing with the explosive verbal reactions before the mime realizes they need to start being silent again.
"I stepped on a Land Mime the other day and they yelled "What the Fuck???" then went silent and climbed out of an invisible window"
by clickeye3 October 18, 2019
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land

Verb - To obtain something that is desirable --- desirable from the perspective of the person speaking.
I'm hoping to land a new job.
He landed a sweet gig.
by spike_spiegel October 24, 2019
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boyfriend land

This is were someone (a girl) can’t do anything with her boyfriend, the girl will always mention her boyfriend no matter what, she can never make time for her friends cause it seems that her boyfriend is more important. It is usually the girls who are new to dating but anyone can go through it
Girl1- hey guys I can’t go to the mall my boyfriend is going to a party

Girl2- but isn’t it full of boys, in hints for all boys

Girl1-yeah but it’s my boyfriend I’ll be fine

Girl1 walks away

Girl3- jeez she’s in boyfriend land

Girl2- that’s correct
by Potaotowolf November 2, 2019
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ball sack land

Person 1: ayo buhl you Pimpin
person 2: niz slime im at ball sack land
by BUHL ON DA BLOCC December 13, 2020
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land mafia

Influential and criminal groups who take publically and privately owned land by coercion, threats, force and fraud, and resell it for profit.
China cutting is a common criminal activity perpetrated by land mafia.
Government seems helpless against powerful land mafia.
by zpack November 19, 2021
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No man’s land

On a male body, the space between the testicles and the anus. Also known as taint.
“Wow! He has a pretty big no man’s land. It’s so stinky and vial.”
by Frootsmoothie October 5, 2021
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Hangzhou Soft Landing

To throw your enemies from a significant height - not unto a hard surface, but rather a soft one so that their bodies are broken and they live the rest of their lives in misery.
Peter has taken the scheme too far. He is at risk of receiving a Hangzhou soft landing
by PatrickTBateman October 27, 2021
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