by ShrewdSauce November 26, 2021

The only thing I have ever been addicted to. He is funny, smart, hot as fuck, and I'd bow down and worship him like the king he is anyday. He's the only one who holds the power. The only person who has ever captured my full attention and is powerful enough to hold the key that unlocks everything, anything, anyplace, anytime.
Damn, did you see Vanilla Johnny over there?
I did. I'd love to grab a coke with him tonight... I know that vanilla coke will be the best ever.
I did. I'd love to grab a coke with him tonight... I know that vanilla coke will be the best ever.
by youaremy#1 yo October 12, 2023

Noun: A person who says the most despicably stupid things and then pretends that he didn't say it the next day
"Which ones better axe or old spice."
"The superior one is clearly axe. Axe is amazing."
"God why are you being such a Johnny."
"The superior one is clearly axe. Axe is amazing."
"God why are you being such a Johnny."
by anonymous May 3, 2023

Johnny boys are jealous man hoes who like everything for themselves. Including hoes, money, wives, houses, etc.
by aromabinger March 22, 2024

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by GeckoMaBoi May 2, 2023
