Joe Bear

A fussy bear that trolls around the house making a mess wherever he goes and uses too much toilet paper in the process. He is rarely seen with a shirt on and loves getting crumbs in the bed. He is prone to temper tantrums and will complain until he gets his way. If his fussin' doesn't keep you up, his snoring will. A general fool.

Get this Joe Bear out of here!

by Gem Gem Pops May 11, 2008

sloppy joe

A delicious sandwich with beef in a flavored tomato sauce on a bun.

Best when eaten with Ruffles potato chips.

"Damn I'm hungry."
"I'll make some sloppy joes."
"Sweet."

by PeaTearGriffin December 28, 2005

Joe Wilson

As SNL put it, he was the one guy who didn't get the memo that the republicans changed their mind about yelling "LIE!" all at once during Obama's speech due to an ill-timed trip to the restroom.

This can now be a verb.

To be Joe Wilson-ed.

"Man, no one told you that we weren't gonna egg Teach after all?"

"Yes, I believe I got Joe Wilson-ed!"

by pelicaine September 19, 2009

Smoking Joe

From British Touring Car driver 'Smoking' Jo Winkelhoch, comes a slang term for a cigarette. A smoking joe, or just joe.

Got any joes? I gave my last one to Justin.

by Dr Harry Koch January 27, 2005

joe ho

A generally great guy at sex

'that guy is loved by so many girls, he must be joe ho'

by Joeho December 12, 2008

Joe Job

A boring and utterly pointless task, usually assigned by mid-level managers to low-level underlings. See also: Joe

You want me to stuff envelopes? What a Joe Job!

by Stutterin Melendez January 7, 2005

Slappy Joe

The extreme pain due to a high-velocity impact between the male scrotum and the inner thigh flab. This usually occurs when playing intense sports such as ping-pong, or doing jumping jacks. The resulting sound is a high-pitched, incredibly loud slapping noise.

Person 1: Owww, I just had a slappy joe!

Person 2: ....I am so sorry. Here, take a Vicodin.

by SlappyJoesHurt December 30, 2011