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Jason

The blue waffle of the human experience. A total juggernutsack!
I'd rather have my skin removed with a body grinder and coated in salt while my testicals are lit up by a taser than meet a Jason!
by Connor mcdougall November 23, 2024
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Jason Healy

Jason Healys are upstanding guys and usually have manners, they will be there when needed and understand your problems. They are good at sports and good fun after the match, they can lose their temper very quickly and when fighting usually go for the neck.
Me: Did you see Jason Healy at the match
Trey: No, know is he
Me: He's that fella over there
Trey: Ok, ill go say hello
Me: Actually, you should stay away from him
by jonzh October 18, 2019
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Jason

Jason is a memer who sends at least one meme per day to every chat he’s in. Normally about 1/6th of the messages in any chat are his memes and messages. He probably has a girlfriend who is also talkative.
Jason is a mega chad
Jason is such a memer
Wow, Jason is so cool
by Person123322234 December 9, 2021
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Jason Rappaport

A Jason Rappaport is a pile of reeking stinky garbage formed together to look like a slimy, smarmy douchebag of a man. DO NOT TRUST HIM OR LOOK DIRECTLY INTO HIS EYES.
Girl, I just got this great new job! Hope the owner is not a Jason Rappaport.
by Beerofworld January 24, 2018
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jason

the only name that can not be sus no matter what. he is a sexy asian buffting
jason has a big willy
by fact talker 69 February 7, 2022
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Jason

Worst human you will ever meet in your life. Will show out of nowhere, seeming to replace a better friend but is actually your worst nightmare. Will have the most useless conversations will you, and ask you the dumbest shit. Will most likely carry around a weird and unique looking lunch bag. Will 100% interrupt your conversations. Is totally unwanted.
Wow! That Jason really does suck!
by Asylum143 March 19, 2023
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Jason Funderburker

The Perfect Name for a Frog
Guy 1: Hey cute frog. What are you gonna name him?

Guy 2: Jason Funderburker
by Hubblefuzzle February 13, 2024
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