Double Log Jam

The act of having two poops stuck in the toilet and both are fighting to get through the drain (with neither of them winning). Very similar to a singular log jam, but twice at bad.

"Dude you are never going to believe this - the other day i was taking a shit and my worst nightmare came true...i looked down and saw a double log jam; not just one stuck turd, but TWO! I panicked...i didn't know what to do so i called left it there for the next guy."

by Poop-doggy-dog April 13, 2009

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Jelly fish jam

Showing affection to oneself or significant other via intercourse or other sexually pleasing acts whilst using jelly jam as lubricant and “ jamming “ it. To increase the effectiveness of the word people may also listen to jelly fish jam and watch the jelly fish jam episode of spongebob.

Yo on god we was having sex last night bro and I gave her the jelly fish jam.

by Grubby fingernails September 9, 2019

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jamming your joystick

Masturbating.

I went inside only to find you jamming your joystick on the couch.

by artbee September 25, 2010

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Jam the Shelf Angel

Jam the Shelf Angel is a departed soul of good. Jam is the counterpart and opposite of Jim the Closet Demon. Jam’s gender identity is described only as ‘binary’ and they use she/they pronouns. They are 7 inches tall (17.48 cm) and have a wide frame with thick thighs. This is also the opposite of Jim the Closet Demon who is described as tall and lanky. Jam the Shelf Angel primarily exists within shelves and does not want or require sacrifices or worship.

Person 1: “Is that Jim the Closet Demon?”

Person 2: “No, that is Jam the Closet Angel and you are showing your ignorance because Jim and Jam are nothing alike.”

Person 1: “Oh, should I worship Jam the Shelf Angel?”
Person 2: “No you absolute fool.”

by Turtle in a box September 2, 2022

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