Dump n jump

The dump n jump is employed when you are low on time and still need to poop and shower. It’s when you turn on the shower to get warm and in the time it takes to warm, you take a dump. Immediately when the dump is done you “jump” directly into the shower without wiping.

Friend:”Hey where are you? The party starts in five minutes.”
You: “But I still have to shit AND shower”
Friend:”just use the dump n jump”

by Juan Cena 21 September 25, 2019

Bungee Jumping

It’s like committing suicide but knowing you’ll survive and then actually surviving and coming out of it as if you just escaped death.

Hey Lucas, wanna come bungee jumping with me?

Yeah man!

Alrrrriiifgghhhtt!!

by ArnoldVonTrumpZenegger October 6, 2019

jump

What pussies do when they know they’ll lose a fight.

“We’re gonna jump him”

by DickSuCker9002618 October 7, 2019

Cat Jumped

When CATFISH POLICE beat the shit out of you and then arrest you fucked up after you committed a sex offense or register as a sex offender.

After 22 year old Joe registered as a sex offender for fuckin a 14 year old. He went shopping at the mall and then when he came out he got Cat Jumped.

by Voorhee$ $avage May 19, 2018

Jump out

To go out with someone. Mostly used on snapchat stories

Bored af! Any1 jump out

by urrrmoist May 20, 2018

Chump jump

When someone jumps from one fuck boy to another fuck boy

"Is Emily still dating George?"
"No, but she's seeing some other jerk now"
"oh man.... so she's still doing the chump jump then?"

by emmileejoe September 18, 2017

jump your car

Jumping your bones, but in the back seat of a car.

Is it weird to have a regular guy jump your car every six months?

by Kambell October 24, 2017