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Jumping Mooses

Jumping mooses originated from a girl called paige. Genuine animals that only cross her mind. Many people think this is a crazy rampage, serioulsy a jumping moose is brillinat. Just think about it and let the motion flow through your head.
paige; hey there a jumping mooses!
other; shit man thats some rad stuff
by PAY-G =] January 19, 2009
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Puddle Jumping

AN INDIVIDUAL WHO FEEDS THEIR METHAMPHETAMINE ADDITION BY JUMPING FROM ONE DOPE THE NEXT.
Did you see Shanna Schroeder the other? I seen her at Pollman's then Goodvibes then least but not last The Bears. What a Puddle jumping dope whore!
by Nutsack66 August 10, 2021
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Jump

To fight two people or more and there is some people who can win but some who can’t and if you see your friend fighting don’t jump in
This pussy bitch and others jumped me like I won’t kill her fucking ass
by FlosssyK July 1, 2019
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Already doing it bitch. How's that ear? How many bullet holes do I have in MY ear? I'll give you a hint: The number looks like an "O" and it also looks like a bullet hole, interestingly enough. Better question is: How many mentally retarded billionaires does it take for my theory of AI to work? Another hint? The answer to the second question is the SAME AS THE FIRST! 😃 It's a two-fer!
Hym "Ok. They are not going to jump to conclusions THIS time like they did LAST TIME or like the time that they drone struck a boat... And then claimed it was drug traffickers... And then it WASN'T ACTUALLY DRUG TRAFFICLERS... It was just fishermen... We are going to do that THIS TIME. INSTEAD... We are going to wait to see if it's the 🔫 schizophrenia AGAIN... And then we are going to lie and say it was our political enemies... Even though we know it WASN'T THAT... Ok. I'm ready. I'm ready for the not jumping to conclusions we are about to do.... Ok? Go!"
by Hym Iam October 1, 2025
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Jump The Clock

You jumped the clock, don't do it again.

If you jump the clock again, we'll have to fire you
by SauceMilliken July 31, 2017
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Flood-Jump

A term regarding to the flood in the Halo series, which jump extremely far and high.
Dude! Did you just see my cat jump?
Yeah! It just did a Flood-Jump!
by GirFreak113 August 12, 2009
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JUMP

A one night stand.
someone who does not have a need for a relationship.
A woman or a man who just wants to Fuck, just sex, nothing else, no real connection, a JUMP.

Jumps can happen once, Jumps can happen all the time, but they are just a JUMP.

JUMP, a JUMP OFF however, is someone who just wants to get off in any manner, but with the same concept, except they are looking for a specific thing to do, JUMP OFF jerk off.

A JUMP is a cheap person, who only does that, and has no sense of respect for one self, they just want to JUMP.
That bitch(Persons Name) is a JUMP.
by LOURDESNOTAJUMP November 6, 2020
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