Im gay

The solution of everything. Say it and you can save yourself from all the annoying situations
Ugly fat girl : Do you want to date me?
Boy: Im gay

« Ugly fat girl run away »
Boy: Thanks god

Boss: You are fired
Boy: But im gay
Boss: ok you are unfired cause i dont want to be homophobic
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im gay

Okay cool goof 4 u want a cookie? Im not homophobic just don’t take my spotlight man.
u cus ur fruity: Im gay
Ur mom: ok here 🍪
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im so dead

mom:DID YOU BREAK MY CUP COME BACK HERE SON:SHOOT IM SO DEAD IM GONNA RUN
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im doing it are you

The question of one person doing a sexual act on the phone and saying “I’m doing it are you” to ensure one person isn’t being too weird
John says “hey Lisa I put a toothbrush up my bum. im doing it are you ?”

Lisa replies “yes John I’m doing it too!”
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ime

ime is the most annoying and stupid name in the world, i'd do anything to kill all the people with this name
Ime: what is the worst thing in the world?
someone smart: you. just you.
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Ime

Ime stands for In my experience.
Person 1 is texting Person 2

"Dogs don't like it when you lick them back ime."
Or

Person 1: "Do dogs like being licked back?"

Person 2: "Not ime."
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Ime

A shy girl who has to much gossip in her life and eats chocolate all day on her phone with her pet hamster
by Ime is the best September 08, 2020
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