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Grease Trap

When something is completely and utterly fucked or going to be fucked or just completely greasy you shouldn’t even touch it
Nolan- Derek, be carefully she’s greasy asf and you’re gonna get stuck in a grease trap
Derek- I like them grease though

Nolan-once in a grease trap it’s hard to escape
by Cupcake_Dealer06 December 10, 2022
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grease the pole

Bet someone is greasing the pole to that...
IL be greasing my pole to that later...
Grease the pole
by E snow23 January 18, 2023
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grease muncher

overused insult that the sagaa fg uses the most, used to define fat people that eat alot of fast food.
Koni: Alright grease muncher settle down.
Java: bro you swear that shit was funny
by sagaalore January 28, 2023
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greaseball

Person A: Fo you know who looks like a greaseball today?
Person B: Sirius?

Person A SIRIUS??? I ant believe you it’s obviously Snivellus. I don’t think we can be friends because sirius is hot asf not a grease ball.
by ihateanape March 31, 2023
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Grease Amnesia

When the food is greasy that it’s causes short memory for a period of time in the future.
James: Hey have you tried Cheesecake Factory? I’m wondering if it’s good.
Zach: Yes I went, and It’s alright, it gave me Grease Amnesia though.
by Winwesbla May 29, 2023
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Grease Wizard

An individual whom has an inordinate volume of grease in their hair.
This can occur from either applying a comical amount of hair gel or not bathing for multiple days, leading to 2 sub species.

The first species can be found in r/wallstreetbets or financial centres acting as if their important, all while attempting to be like their idol Patrick Bateman from American Psycho.

The second species can be found around college campuses, town centres and most commonly anime discord servers. They are more common than the first species meaning their smell pollutes areas and are mostly men with very poor in person social skills especially with women.
Mich: "Hey look at the Grease Wizard type 2 over there"
Michelle: "Ew, looks like he shit himself, smells like it too"
by oblyboblie June 15, 2023
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Grease log

A long/chunk of wood that you have been poring you're bacon grease and/or camp cooking grease on that will then later be put on the fire at the end of the camp trip. Aka the last long.
You must also chant "grease log" while the selected person places it on the fire.
Now that its the end of the camping trip its time to put on the grease log.
by Wildandschmit June 25, 2023
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