big ass got gassed!

Something people say when an overweight person attempts to do something an athletic person can do and fails miserably because they're out of shape.

Bobby: "Look at that pear-shaped dude trying to climb that rope!!"
Sean: "And he falls!"
In unison - "Big Ass got gassed!!"

by von groovy April 28, 2019

ur cats got tits

Best insult going. Only used by the most savage people and have the dankest memes

Finlay~ I’ll shave your gran

Jack~ ur cats got tits

Finlay~ so does yer dad

by Jack Buckley May 10, 2018

You just got Facebook'd

Also, Facebook'd, Facebooked for short.

When you get an outstanding kill, or completely embarrass you're opponent. By using the phrase, you are saying that you are going to go to theater mode after the match ends to upload the the clip to Facebook.

It's always best to taunt your opponent, and threaten them that all of Facebook will be able to see them get owned.

Applies to Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 players. Due to the new feature that allows players to upload clips from MW3 to Facebook, the phrase was created by AP.

Headshot! +150

t Knickerbocker: "Wow kid, you just got facebook'd"
NoobWhoDied: "lol wat is guns"

Triple Kill! +250

Whole Team: "Wow those noobs just got Facebooked!"

by t0nydehtigeh November 16, 2011

New Year Got My

Something you say what your nigga is on the couch and it is also new years.

New Year Got My Nigga Chillin ON The Couch, He's Going To Be Happy When I Put My Dick Inside His Mouth. Nigga What?

by SlaveOwner69420 December 8, 2020

that all you got, pansies?

Should you survive a gunshot wound/knife stabbing/drive by/ getting hit by a car and still be standing, this phrase should be said, followed by a smirk. It is garuanteed to cause a massive drop in your attackers' morale, and they may even turn tail and run.

Eat my AK, gumbastard!



*one ak shot hits coat and goes through*


that all you got, pansies?


Shit, i wasted the entire clip!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 1, 2004

u got probed

A instance in which you or someone you know is owned so badly that they feel it for days later. Sometimes these victims don't know they have been subject to probing and may feel that they have been abducted by aliens.

Yo my ass still hurts. maybe i got abducted by them aliens. Na quip u got probed by that baller last week!

by indianmolester September 27, 2009

Back got Back

When an individual's ass is so flat it's like their back just keeps going.

He so flat, that back got back.

Her back got back.

by DarthXander May 2, 2020