Goose

Peace was never an option.

Friend: I told your crush you liked them
You: Goose *honking noises intensify*

by Bestay May 12, 2021

Winterfresh, Sprite, And Kit`~`Kat Equals Goose Island

Winterfresh, Sprite, And Kit`~`Kat Equals Goose Island

Winterfresh, Sprite, And Kit`~`Kat Equals Goose Island

by ExeeloguiexE April 16, 2025

Goosing

To goose is to fail in achieving a desired outcome. This typically used in gaming, when someone fails to get a positive K/D ratio, or can't even get a kill. However, goosing covers all aspects of life, and can be used to describe someone who, for example, left their keys inside their home.

"Eugene man, you can't even get a single kill. You are goosing boyyy."

by gewsing August 1, 2017

Goose muffin

Its a person that looks like a goose and admits that his penis looks like a muffin.

George bush is a Goose muffin

by carnage1138 November 26, 2010

Goosing

Being a bum, literally doing nothing. Tasks that should take 5 mins to do actually take 1 hour.

Getting no bitches or money

*Sitting it bed watching tiktok for 5 hours*
Yo bro stop goosing let’s go make some bread

You went 0/30 at the bar tn? You mad goosing rn

by Austin gurgoose September 29, 2022

Goose

A highly territorial animal that spends its time bonking people and severely injuring small children. I Angered a goose will proceed to bonk your nose, eat your toes, and steal your hoes. If encountered in the wilderness the best way to avoid is to slowly back away until out of ear shot and then call in a firing squad.

Jonny wept as his life was distorted by a goose.
The goose continued to reap the souls of men.

by Dolphinthespaz December 27, 2020

Siwy goose

Some one you is so silly that they deserve to be called a siwy goose. If you are ever called a siwy goose you should be honored. It is a big title so be grateful

Bestie: omg you are such a siwy goose.
You: thanks! You big ol' donut

by VICTOROHYEAAAH October 20, 2021