give birth to a politician

to have a bowel movement, to defecate

I'll be right back I have to give birth to a politician.

by The Return of Light Joker December 9, 2009

give the bells a ring

It is a saying for when someone is masturbating they "give the bells a ring". Becuase "bells" mean your balls and "ring" means pulling on your balls.

last night i decided to "give the bells a ring" man i got covered in shit.

by lneeie January 4, 2012

GIVEAFUCKNESS

The act of giving a fuck over a certain subject

(coined term by Smosh, March 2nd, 2012, video "Attention : Facebook users")

Facebook friend posts: Ugh counting till 10 is so hard...

Giveafuckness level 0

by James-Ferdinand June 2, 2012

high-give

An act of congratulations, derived from the combination of a High-Five and to Give Props.

High-Give to Justin Timberlake and Andy Samberg for winning an Emmy for Dick in a Box.

by brownj66 September 22, 2007

National give away your scrunchie day

September 30 is the day where all females who own scruchies give them away to the opposite gender.

Yo girl! Can I get yo scrunchie for National give away your scrunchie day?

by Emr:) September 26, 2019

National give/receive head day

October 2, the day where you either give or receive head from who ever you ask.

Happy national give/receive head day! Now slam me some of that sloppy toppy.

by BussySlayer69 October 2, 2019

Birth giver

Not a good mother expects way to much she is not your mother or even part of your family to you she is a person who expects things from you but doesn’t care about you

Birth giver -
Birth giver “Where’s my Mother’s Day gift I’m your mother”
Kid “You don’t act like one”

by YesYouAreARat May 14, 2020