Girlfriend

Something my boyfriend wont have if he leaves me on open one more FUCKING time

Why dont you text her?
Him: i like rust
Shes your girlfriend tho:(

by Salty sock September 6, 2021

Girlfriends (u see whats coming)

They never last.

"He's probably cheating on me" said the girlfriend (she was cheating on him)

"should include the word being defined" said the crybaby. "Fine" said the me.

Girlfriends (u see whats coming)

by Me bois March 22, 2021

san girlfriend

ateez san's gf is a beautiful (a bit stupid :D) girl from india named victoria kay. san loves her very much and they've been dating for a few months now.

ah victoria kay! yes that's ateez san girlfriend!

by haruroro October 28, 2020

how do i get a girlfriend

A question asked a lot by teenagers that can't even take care of a hamster

guy 1: Hey man how do i get a girlfriend?

guy 2: I dunno man, talk to girls???

guy 1: I just don't know how to talk to girls, I even searched for advice on urbandictionary.com!

guy 2: bitch are you retarded

guy 1: wait... bizarre from D12!!!

bizarre from D12: suoper amn video i was in the back

by valentelserhumano November 1, 2022

girlfriend

something you dont have

guy 1: where is my girlfriend?
guy ,2,3,4 & 5: HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

by yourlocalchildmuncher October 10, 2022

BeenBefore’s Girlfriend

Usually somebody or something that indeed loves BeenBefore... they are often found within the FnX community are are super rare!

I am BeenBefore’s Girlfriend today!

by BeenBefore May 9, 2019

Heissenberg's Girlfriend

Heissenberg's girlfriend: A girlfriend that is so eager to determine ,
with certainty, the state or position of your relationship, that she
will completely kill the momentum of the relationship to accomplish her
objective.

Susie wanted desperately to be married, but unfortunately she became a Heissenberg's Girlfriend and killed the momentum just before her boyfrend was about to propose.

by Juswords November 15, 2024