giving a guy candy for his birthday

giving a guy candy on his birthday, especially sour patch kids, really means "I wanna bang you during whatever class period we happen to be in"

Katie-"here's some candy Marco"
Marco-"okay I brought the condoms"
Hannah- "OMG Tyler!! Katie's giving a guy candy for his birthday so she can finally get laid!"

by fuck me bill cosby May 13, 2013

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I Don't Give Three Shits

a phrase that nobody uses, but is a very good way to show how you do not care, two shits is an understatement.

guy 1: yo i got a promotion!

guy 2: thats great, but i don't give three shits about your damn promotion!

guy 1: do you give 4?

guy 2: ...thats a hard decision

by DinoBlocksZ May 19, 2022

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National give a hug to your crush

You have to give your crush a hug if not your a pussy

For example you see your crush you walk up to them and give em a hug that’s National give a hug to your crush

by 25Hockey25 October 24, 2019

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alexio giving me something day

20 November - In this day, everyone named Alexio has to buy you something that they want!

In 20 November aka Alexio giving me something day, Alexio gave me a washing hair machine as a gift for today!

by givemesomething.id November 19, 2020

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When you have the desire to give advice or weigh in on a situation, but you don't have the information or expertise needed to do so. No tools in the toolbox despite a desire to help. (Typically used by those without dicks, but could be quirkily used by those who do.)

Them: "Hey can you help me translate this love letter? It's written in Polish."
Me: "Ah, sorry buddy, I don't have a dick to give on this one."

by Nymph Moonlight November 19, 2020

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