Facebook

possibly:
1: the famous site known for turning intellectuals into idiots
2: to procrastinate (BAD!)
3: to become a lazy ass who does nothing but skip school and watch it's inbox get flooded with schpam, because of Facebook
4: an excuse for missing planned activities, you addict fuck
5: to stalk people and hide your inner stalker

1: My IQ was 140 before Facebook, now it's 70, durrrr huhuhuh
2: Sorry i procrastinated, i facebooked
3: i'm staying home. i got some facebooking to do
4: Sorry i missed out on our date, me and my best buds facebooked
5: I found you on facebook, wanna facebook?

by your best idiot April 17, 2010

facebook rat

One who spends an exorbitant amount of time on facebook. Similar to Gym-rat.

Everytime I log on to my fbook I see phil on there. He's such a facebook rat!

by pooOnU May 8, 2010

Facebook Whipped

when you date a girl who is always messaging you on facebook and expects you to message back even though you never get on your account

jerry:dude my girlfreind keeps messaging me on facebook

gorge:homes you need to break it off your so facebook whipped

jerry :i know but shes crazy she stalk me

by jerryatricsquirrel August 12, 2010

Facebook Bitching Tourettes

Where a person randomly exclaims (normally in capitals) something bitchy about a person or a group of people on their social network status and then wont tell commenters anymore because that would give away the people that they were bitching about and why the were bitching about them in the first place.

Eventually ending up in the person sending a private message to the commenter.

Person: FUGLY SLUTS
Commenter: Huh?
Person: i cant explain
Commenter:wtf?
Person: Check you inbox

* Facebook Bitching Tourettes *. FBT FOR SHORT

by jackjack1234 October 12, 2010

Facebook Boob-job

The act of taking a profile picture from an angle which gives the illusion of larger breasteses. Also, angling the picture in such a way that it hides the beer belly beneath the boobs.

It was false assvertising! She seemed hot in her profile pic, but it was a Facebook boob-job!

by TomtheTourGuide January 26, 2011

facebook funny

adj. describes someone who is not quick-witted enough to come up with funny comments in real time in response to what people have to say, but is very capable of coming up with funny things to say to people online.

People who are facebook funny must be given the spatial separation necessary to diminish the effect of a temporally delayed comeback ruining the comic relevancy of their jokes.

Todd is a real drag to be around when you talk to him face-to-face, but if you post something on his wall you can expect him to come up with something pretty facebook funny within 24 hours or so.

by cincyhobofan2 July 30, 2011

facebook cheat

A person who makes a second or third facebook profile just to improve his or her status in a facebook application. This person usually has low self-esteem and becomes depressed easily if not the best on everything.

Jim: I just added all three of that really hot girl's facebook profiles.
Matt: Wow you dumbass, you know she just made two of them to be a facebook cheat, now you are going to go down in every ranking.
Jim: Oh man, I thought she thought I was cool.
Matt: No, she just thinks you're and idiot.

by Tim s.. April 5, 2008