Evan

Mr. steal yo girl (even tho he cant)

ahahaha evan tried to get tina last night and she rejected him!

by bob.vance January 21, 2020

Evan

Evan the type of guy to have a hugeeeee cock absolutely massive if you see Ann evan just know he is a simp. also if u see an even always remember they love girls who are emotionally unstable and they like to be fucked in the ass

Person a: omg look at Evan over there

Person B: OMG NO WAY HE BROKE MY BACK LAST NIGHT WITH HIS FAT COCK!!!

by Lenlen June 11, 2023

Izzy Evans

Even though she will never see it, she is the most amazing person I have ever met. Izzy deserves the world and more, I love her so much.

1: Is that Izzy Evans?
2: Yes, she is perfect, isn’t she?

by Never here October 2, 2021

Evans middle school

A try hard middle school in coweta county that try’s to keep up with lee, but fails every year.

I feel bad for Evans middle school they try hard every year but fail.

by Newnan Times Herald November 23, 2021

Evan

the arctic? boiling compared to how cool this guy is. a "handsome devil" some have said and probably will continue to say for as long as time. total ladies man. incredible conversationalist, makes you want to talk until you lose your voice. funnier than any comedy special on Netflix (or other streaming platforms). if you're friends with an Evan then you've found the gold at the end of the rainbow.

Girl 1: *texting*
Girl 2: are you texting Evan?
Girl 1: ...
Girl 2: of course

by redvelvetcheesecake December 6, 2021

evan

Evan is the blackest nigga on earth ong🙏😹💯

"did you see Evan?"
"Ya that nigga's so black."

by Thebestknitter123 May 27, 2022

Evan

The most scrumptious piece of meat to ever be on a man -- an example to all. His phrasing, elegant. His gaming skills, questionable. If one were to find themself an Evan, they would be flabbergasted, astonished, aroused and defecate themself all at once.

"I saw Evan the other day and lost my edging streak!"
"Every time I see an Evan, I re-evaluate the meaning of my being here on this planet, when most of my days are spent wallowing in despair. My entire existence lives for Evan. I am so dependent on him that if he were to die, I would not feel very good, Mr. Stark."

by pongschlap July 1, 2024