Konkey Dong

A dick that looks like it would belong on donkey Kong, and/or a dick with erectile dysfunction

Jeff’s wife left him and took the kids because his Konkey Dong couldn’t satisfy her.

by tortureoftuvalu May 10, 2024

Ding Dong Dicking

The art of Ding Dong Ditching but instead of ditching you whip out your dick and scream " Ding dong, suck my dong!".

Dave: Did you hear what happened last night?
Chad: No, what?
Dave: Adam ding dong dicked Jessica!
Ding dong Dicking

by Dong Master Erebys January 7, 2020

Funky Dong

When someones dick is funky.

"Damn, thats a real funky dong!"

by TrashbinsRcool December 14, 2023

Dong

Big pp in my mouth *moan* cum lol on my butt lol nerd bozo suck my penis

Eat my Dong

by Dong in my mouth 69 February 12, 2022

Ding Dong

Someone being really dumb.

Is Africa a country?
- Ding Dong mf

by Nexxxx March 29, 2022

Chen ding dong

1.The IT man of out school, people call him chen ding dong.
2. Boyan's dad

Boyan strolls into the staff room with his laptop in his hands.
Boyan:"hi im looking for Mr chen ding dong"

The whole staffroom looks at him
Boyan:"I mean chen dongxing haha"

by Bearishy April 15, 2022

king of the ding dongs

The most masculine of all men, with luscious facial hair that is irresistible. He is the king of the ding dongs for an obvious reason.

- That guy must be a King of the Ding Dongs.
- Yes! Thats Kern Mundi

by kernvir March 25, 2019