bring on the anti depressants 

A phrased used by goths to express a need for drugs to help treat their "depression".

X: "Fuckit! Bobby dumped me! I feel like killing myself!"
Y: "Bring on the anti depressants! Prozacs do the job!"

bring on the anti depressants by Patrick Norman September 25, 2005

depression 

what i sink into every day.

billy sank into a deep depression after shooting the shiny liquid up his arm. billy then found that knives hurt when you rub the blade on your writsts.

depression by the cage September 23, 2003

chronic depression 

when there is a severe chronic shortage, ie when a truck full of herb is stopped and anybody who could chop a peice is bunning their personal stash instead of selling it

after that truck full of herb got baited, half the town fell into a chronic depression

chronic depression by gggaaaaa September 19, 2006

Depression 

A term used by angsty teenagers whom were recently rejected by the ones they have had feelings for. A.K.A (Normies who feel a lil bit of sadness)

Megan wont talk to me anymore so now im going to go down a tunnel of spiraling depression

Depression by RealNiggaAndar June 11, 2018

Depression 

A word that a lot of 14 year old kids use when they want to fit in with a certain group, but it just makes them a laughing stock.

Hey Jimmy, is the depression getting to you again?

Depression by my parents biggest accident April 6, 2021

Happy Depression

LOL it doesn't sound like tis possible does it? Well it's basically when you spend all day doing something SO awesome (usually with someone you have feelings for) that the next day when you go back to your normal life, you feel sad that every day can't be like that amazing day. The reason it's happy is because nothing "bad" happened. Something good happened that you wish would happen more often. It wears off within a few days or so, and is nothing that will last. What will last is your increased feelings toward the your "crush" so to speak.

Guy: Dude, how was yesterday with (insert lover's name here)?

Other Guy: It was amazing! I wish that everyday could be as amazing as yesterday. I've got bad case of Happy Depression.

Guy: Sucks man

Other Guy: IKR

Happy Depression by timeisoftheescense October 12, 2011

Post porn depression 

A male version of post parting depression. The feeling of being exhausted, guilty, and regretful.

He had post porn depression when the man walked into the room and f$%led her brains better than you.

Post porn depression by Solid Mantis July 29, 2016