double-wristing

The act of wearing two digital devices, (or wearables) one on each wrist.

I can't believe my Fitbit doesn't integrate natively with my Pebble. Why am I even double-wristing?

by _alexey June 12, 2014

Double minded

In direct dysfunction of goodwill towards some men, and the performance of evil acts associated with deception in the same coordinance.

Undeserved kindness provided to all, and a hidden conscience leading straight to death itself.

He was double minded and the battle was never ending.

by Ashes Madem March 19, 2020

Double Hose

The "Double Hose" occurs only when an individual or entity is "hosed" twice. This can occur in one's personal or professional life. Please refer to the urban dictionary definition of hosed.

Example 1: Professional Setting

Sales Guy 1: I just had a 5 million dollar locked in with HP. HP would not get back to me on the financing and the customer ultimately decided to buy IBM.

Sales Guy 2: Shit. You got hosed.

Sales Guy 1: Worse yet, IBM told my customer they could not buy from me so I ended up not getting any part of the deal.

Sales Guy 2: Wow man...you got Double Hosed.

Example 2: Personal Setting

Friend 1: My girlfriend just dumped me man.

Friend 2: Sorry Dude.

Friend 1: Yeah...she actually left me for my coworker that rocks designer jeans, armani shades, and likes the Cowboys.

Friend 2: Hosed man...

Friend 1: She also is blackmailing me with some pictures she found of me when I used to rock skinny jeans and a mullet.

Friend 2: Double Hosed Man!

by slick50 December 28, 2009

Double Cuddle

the act of cuddling someone and being cuddled by another person; three person cuddle.

I woke up from last night's party in a double cuddle. Brandon was cuddling me and I was cuddling Miguel.

by mcubed February 14, 2014

Double Fudgesicle

When two men engage in anal sex, trade positions, then proceed to perform oral sex on one another.

Tom does Dave in the butt.
Dave does Tom in the butt.
Tom and Dave then suck each other off.
Tom and Dave performed a Double Fudgesicle

by Stonicus420 May 10, 2011

double dipshit

Someone that is twice as dumb as a simple dumb person.

Jim was driving drunk, smoking a joint and texting when he got pulled over? What a double dipshit.

by stooper May 24, 2010

Double-Cheeks

When a girl where’s underwear that is to small that cuts her ass cheeks in 2 so it looks as if she has 4 ass cheeks

Damn Hannah has double-Cheeks.......

by Therealbitch.co August 28, 2019