It comes with the gender 

A phrase used to answer a question, posed by the opposite gender, about the mysteries of the answerers gender.

Julie "Why do you men enjoy pooping and steak so much?"
Jack "It comes with the gender?"

Paul "Why do girls go in huddles to the bathroom?"
Sally "It comes with the gender."

It comes with the gender by Brendan O December 15, 2008

comeback kid

A really fuckin awesome hardcore punk band. You either hate them or your totally in love with them.

They have a unique sound and there live shows are crazay!!

Comeback Kid kicks some major ass!

comeback kid by the comeback kids August 24, 2007

COMELEC 

A Filipino institution generally tasked to officially rig the elections and cheat and disenfranchise the apathetic population of the Philippines. Used to be a well respected institution in the times of Davide and Yorac et. al, it is now infested with Moron, Asshole, Dumbass, and Bigot.

That spawn of Satan of a President sure knows how to handle her Comelec!

Those three retarded douchebags at Comelec just quoted the Old Testament to justify their ban on gays to be represented in politics, I wonder if they will also ban eating shellfish (Lev. 11:10) and wearing
a shirt made of polyester and cotton (Lev. 19:19).

COMELEC by jellodings December 16, 2009

comemierda 

1. Literally "eat shit"
2. Used as a description word: such as "fool" "moron" etc.

This comemierda couldn't keep her mouth shut and got us all in trouble.

comemierda by Taitae January 11, 2005

comeldory 

An urban legend sometimes seen and constantly referred to as the worst XBox 360 player known to thousands.

Damn man, you play fifa as bad as comeldory!

comeldory by JimmyToleman October 17, 2010

comedian

Someone who tells jokes for a living

I love a variety of comedians.

comedian by Sylk Cream October 13, 2005

Blue Comedy 

Blue comedy is a style of comedy that is off-color, risqué, indecent or profane, largely about sex. It often contains profanity and/or sexual imagery that may shock and offend some audience members.

"GOOD OLD MOTHER GOOSE! I FUCKED HER!" - Andrew Dice Clay doing some blue comedy.

Blue Comedy by Saucery August 23, 2012