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Chuck Norris is the meanest mother fucker alive and can do anything
Chuck Norris counted to infinity.. Twice
by Dr. Seusss March 28, 2008
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Chuck Norris

Time traveller/Biblical character. His presence is documented in Revelations of the bible.
"And I saw heaven opened, and behold a white horse; and he that sat upon him was called faithful and true - Chuck Norris, and in the righteousness he doth judge and make war.
His eyes were as a flame of fire, and on his head were many crowns; and he had a name written, that no man knew but he himself Chuck Norris....
And out of his mouth goeth a sharp sword, that with it he should smite the nations: and he shall rule them with a rod of iron (his penis)... and his awesome beard" Revelations 19.
by Norrislover July 15, 2010
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chuck

"What's that little hole in the pencil sharpener called?"

"That thing? Its a chuck."
by 350- Yes we can February 8, 2010
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CHUCK NORRIS

COOLER THAN YOU!!
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.


Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.


Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost



Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.



Chuck Norris is my Homeboy.


When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror nothing appears. There can never be a second Chuck Norris


Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.


When Chuck Norris wants popcorn, he breathes on Nebraska.


Chuck Norris invented the apple.


Chuck Norris beat the Sun in a staring contest.



P is for Chuck Norris, as is every other letter of the alphabet.
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by flabbergasted!! March 18, 2009
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Chubies

Look at the chubies on that fatty over there!
by KellyCB January 4, 2009
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chuck norris

Gods God. The only man that God fears.
Chuck Norris doesn't go to church to worship God, He goes so God can worship him.
by Chuck Norris is God May 18, 2007
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chuck a deuce

When on acid, you spin a slinky really fast in front of a bright light, you're chucking a deuce when you get two circles to form.
Check out dudeman with the slinky, can you chuck a deuce?
by DavidHalk November 28, 2006
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