Chinese Haggler

A chinese haggler is some random 60+ year old asian man (can be from any asian country) they say the n-word a lot.

That damn nigger beat the fuck out of that chinese haggler.

by dildo penis April 1, 2022

I'm Chinese

1: Declaring Chinese ethnic origin
2: Pizzapotamus' Iconic Catchphrase

1: "Johnathan said 'I'm Chinese' when asked what his ethnicity was."
2: "I'm Chinese!"

by lasagna snake February 23, 2024

Chinese hot fudge popsicle

When you apply cat shit to your dong and then proceed to have a girl give you a blow job

I gave Kathy the Chinese hot fudge popsicle last night

by Mmmmm scrumptious July 25, 2019

chinese pop

Pop music in the chinese language

chinese pop Is good

by thecharacterwannie July 6, 2022

chinese snowman

The act of urinating on a snowman causing the color of the snow to change to yellow.

"Hey look, sharky has a Chinese snowman!"

"Yea, I think his dog pissed on it and ate the carrot."

by Tonyg019 December 11, 2013

chinese class

a diabolical curse on your life. the teachers barley know English and send you too the office for no reason, and just cause the other kids Asian doesn't mean has amazing at everything, like jeez Louise. and the teachers a fag

oh shit we have chinese class

by SPECIAL NED November 16, 2021

Chinese bathing

When a Chinese man ejaculates on you in the shower then proceeds to lick your entire body, spreading the semen.

"Hey Chin do you want to ride some bikes?" "No Mike, I have to give my girlfriend a Chinese bathing."

by The hottest chiken alive December 23, 2013