Horny Cactus

Someone who has intercourse with various people but can’t commit to a relationship for longer than a month.

You’re a horny cactus!

by Clapping Machine February 3, 2018

Raging Cactus

When You put tooth pics on your dick and you just start plowing.

"Holy Shit, That's one Raging Cactus"

by weebweebweeb41 May 6, 2018

snatch cactus

Went your cunt is so dry a little cactus pops up in the corner to provide satisfaction

She was such a miserable bitch until she finally grew her very own snatch cactus and finally got a moment of satisfaction.

by Reithrese May 22, 2018

Shorts Caca

A "shorts caca" is a pair of shorts that was stained with shit. People who stain their shorts with poop are often clochos.

- Just wear these green shorts.
- THESE ? No way, they're Shahyne's shorts caca !!

by Frenshy BLK April 7, 2020

Arizona Cactus

When a woman attaches barbed wire to her partner’s penis, and either takes it in the ass or in the vagina, and bounces like she’s at a nightclub.

Hey girly, I did Arizona Cactus with Brian. Now my pussy feels like it just went through hell!

by King James 1:13 July 21, 2020

Ass Cacking

The uncommon sexual act of when Partner 1 takes a laxative and then proceeds to let Partner 2 perform oral sex on their anus. Whilst this is taking place, Partner 1 will then defecate into Partner 2's mouth. Then Partner 2 will gargle the feces and spit it back into the anus. Finally, Partner 1 will defecate once more and Partner 2 will swallow the feces.

Partner 1 - "Hey baby, do you want to try Ass Cacking tonight?"
Partner 2 - "Um, I'm not sure what that is..."

by TheBWGuy6791 May 29, 2020

stupid caca

when ur taking a shit and it starts to talk

“my stupid caca gets on my nerves sometimes” joe mama

by redcockmonkey June 5, 2020