pants boner

A crease in your pants in the crotch section, which causes you to look like you're having an erection.
(especially embarrassing when you are a girl)

Everyone was looking at my pants boner, and then asked me if I was actually a boy.
(I am a girl)

by greenybeany May 6, 2013

hair boner

Goose bump (AKA pilo-erection).

That song is so cool it gives me hair boners.

by Jeremy Sherman May 6, 2008

boner

1: something a boy doesnt want to have in class.
2: something my grandfathers cant get.
3: something my grandmas wish they could get^^

ohrgohrs big boner sdknf asdlgnalk

by ben dover's cousin July 27, 2006

justice boner

The feeling of excitement when exacting petty revenge, or simply witnessing someone get what they deserve.

1:
- "Hey, did you hear about the Westboro Baptist Church picketing a soldier's funeral this weekend?"
- "No, what happened?"
- "The police formed a barrier around the cemetery and arrested the ones that tried to get in. Gave me a raging justice boner."

2:

- "Remember how Jeff has been stealing my lemonade on his lunch break?"
- "Yeah, why?
- "Well, today I filled the bottle with my own urine instead, and I saw him try to drink it, then run into the bathroom and puke. HUGE justice boner."

by jet_tripleseven June 2, 2013

Boner Killer

A girl so ugly and repulsive that when she walks into the room any guy who had an erection immediately goes flacid.

"Yo, I was at this party with all these chicks, but then this boner killer walked into the room, and I went completely limp."

by fallinouttadabox October 20, 2008

boner hot

A really sexy boner-worthy female

the following women are boner hot IMO:
Carmen Electra
JLO
Leila Arcieri
Liv Tyler
Angelina Jolie
Amanda Peet
Aria Giovanni
Sonny Leone and Tiger Wood's wife.

by asshairs April 11, 2005

boner burn

To jack off with icy hot and then to fuck a girl up the ass whole.

I gave your grandma a boner burn.

by chris dale armitage April 1, 2008