Beaver Wheels

An expression regarding girls using any type of skating device - typically roller blades, but also could refer to roller skates, skate boards or segways. Aka Wever Beals durking drunken episodes.

Upon looking out the window, Mike commented to to Tom : Dude, check out the hooters on those beaver wheels.

by deaddevilinafreezer1 February 7, 2010

beaver ointment

Vagisil for a hairy twat

Stacey you need some beaver ointment for you're hairy twat

by redxraider February 12, 2015

Beaver tracks

When you leave shit streaks in your underwear resembling the skid trails from beavers dragging logs through the woods

I was doing laundry the other day and found some undies with beaver tracks in them

by #Fmlfdd June 9, 2024

Funky Beaver

Means a woman who has had many partners and has some type of Sexually Transmit Disease.

She has slept with the whole school. She has been around the bar several times. She slept with my best friend after they were together he realized she had a Funky beaver.

by Dirtyjack May 3, 2011

beaver tea

An act by which the male, after having sex with a female steal's her panties without her knowledge and makes a cup of tea by soaking them in boiling water and then drinking the "tea"

"Hey Craig, this ice tea you brought in tastes like my wife"
Craig replies with" that's cause I made beaver tea out of your bitch wife's nickers.

by Fitzgibbon August 30, 2016

battle beaver

A person who uses a controller to play video games

Little Timmy is a battle beaver

by Kdogthepenguin October 24, 2023

Beaver

Known as Andrew Hector Becerra

Carlos : You’ve seen that beaver with the mop hair?
David: Yeah bro, his teeth keep growing with all the wood he eats.

by emptier March 28, 2021