blue football

(n.) A xanax pill that is blue and shaped like a footbal (kinda). Takes about ten of them to get off so i prefer four bars.
Three bucks for blue footballs, fuck that i never pay more than $2.
by Jerry Kurl November 10, 2006
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blue side

The feeling of longing for someone whom you can’t seem to have
Ren: Omg I think I love him but like...
Holly: blue side?

Ren: yep, blue side
by catastrophe March 06, 2018
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blue balls

When you're close to orgasm but then you stop cause your parents are coming. Felt in the balls and partially in the taint
Oh ya, here it comes...*walking noises* Oh no my parents *zip*
by Marc December 19, 2003
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Blue Waffles

Slang for a vaginal infection. People will dare each other to Google the phrase and click "I'm Feeling Lucky" to create a non-visual shock in the victim.

The official definition: A vaginal infection or battering of the vagina.
Douchebag: Heheh *snifflesnort* Google "Blue Waffles" and hit "I'm Feeling Lucky". *snort snort sniff drool*

Victim: Ok... *click click click* OH MY GOD!

Douchebag: Heheheh *snifflesnort* Owned!
by Hardened Victim of Mean Pranks February 21, 2010
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Blue Ball

1. A ball (usually used in the children's game of Kickball) that is blue.
2. A small town in Pennsylvania.
3. A hypothermic male's testicle.
4. The unpleasent feeling in a male's testicular region that results from euphoric sexual arousal that was cut tragically short before the male reaches an orgasm. The pain that results is dull and can last for up to 24 hours, and is comparable to getting ball-tapped for an entire day.
1. Billy and Jane went to play Kickball in the field with their new blue ball.
2. Amos and Jebediah live on a farm in Blue Ball, Pennsylvania.
3. The only thing the man who was buried in an avalanche could think of was his blue ball.
4. That silly, foolish girl didn't know that if she's selfish and doesn't give me an orgasm, I'll get a case of Blue Ball.
by Bert Murray February 16, 2006
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blue heaven

a place or state of mind that brings forth a visceral feeling of being near one's personal Heaven, particularly in the outdoors.
When we reached the top of the hiking trail and the sky opened up before us, I felt a great euphoria come over me and I knew I had found my blue heaven.
by Uno Mas August 09, 2015
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Tarheel Blue

The specific shade of pastel blue that is worn by the North Carolina Tarheels.
"Look at all the Tarheel Blue in the crowd!"
by wtfbihy April 08, 2009
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