Bang Crush

Someone you like but don’t want a relationship with but want to screw

Damn she’s fine but I don’t want a relationship. She’s a bang crush

by Dancerslife2015 November 20, 2019

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Funeral Bang

When you are attending a funeral with your closest relatives and you whip your dick out and it turns into a pornhub-like scene of a family orgy taking place. It only ends when the deceased person has came.

I work at a funeral home and I witnessed a funeral bang last week. I was disgusted.

by Bryan Seaman May 14, 2019

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Carpet banging

What a crackhead does when the run out of crack. Searching for a piece of crack that you're positive fell onto the carpet at some point during your crack binge.

"You seen pookie?"
"Yeah man that fool was carpet banging though so i ain't tryin to fuck with him."

by RPC3 September 13, 2019

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Cock Bang

Pretty much just a dude that is so retarded and is such an asshole that every time they mutter a single word all you want to do is beat the living shit out of them

Human A: Dude I can't stand the Tobias kid.
Human B: I know. He is such a Cock Bang

by Mr. Frogman September 26, 2019

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