alabama nutty buddy

the masochistic act of having a woman eat a multitude of peanuts and then performing anal sex on her so the peanuts create extra friction and pain.

may also be used by the woman as a punishment for her unsuspecting man.

may also be combined with the alabama hot pocket.

My girlfriend is too nice all the time so i fed that bitch a jar of peanuts and made her give me an alabama nutty buddy.

by p-nutttt July 8, 2009

alabama

ill have to agree with casey the great, god i lived there 16 years and liked it at the time but now i absolutly hate it. full of swamps and trailors, equal number of hot chicks as rednecks- works out alright, many confederate flags- go up north or out west and you wont see one so dont say seeing 10 or so a day is not rascist, the beaches suck, citys are all right, summers are brutal, winters are decent, people seem nice until you date their daughter, lots of trash talk about yankees and liberals- now from 4 years of livin up north ive found they dont give a shit about us and what we think but we seem to bash on them for dumb reasons- dont make sense but oh well. 14 to ride a motor-cycle, 15 for a car. over all decent state.

aaa lll aaa bbb aaaa mmm aaa

by UM May 13, 2005

Alabama Family Tree

When a diagonal line is drawn in you family tree inferring that incest has occurred.

"Did you see how ugly that kid is?"
"Yea, I bet he has an Alabama Family Tree"

by Hoophy October 26, 2011

Alabama Goulash

Similar to an Alabama Hot Pocket, except results after a long day of eating chili. The person proceeds to spread the labia and poo into the vagina, except unexpected diarrhea occurs and sprays all over the pelvic region.

James intended to give Gloria an Alabama Hot Pocket, but his efforts went awry after receiving gastrointestinal distress after a long day of eating chili. The resulting spray was a definite example of Alabama Goulash.

by Jimmy Walker Junior January 17, 2010

Alabama Stuffed Mushroom

The act of while having sex, stick a mushroom up your partners anus or vagina(your choice) then having sex with your partner in that area.

Sally was hungry for something new, so she had a Alabama Stuffed Mushroom with Tommy

by THE BIG MAN OF THE HOUSE March 2, 2010

SWEET HOME ALABAMA (pt.2)

ALABAMA IS WHERE INCEST IS FROM THEY CREATED THAT SHIT

dude 1 " bro listen to this song"
dude 2 "lol okay"
dude 1 " lol i cant find it but i can sing it...*screaming* SWEET HOME ALABAMA"
dude 2 "you fuck you brother?!"
SWEET HOME ALABAMA (pt.2) lol

by tomaswella April 15, 2019

Alabama Baked Potato

The act of having sex in an oven (often 350 degrees), and afterwards rolling in bacon and smuthering eachother in ranch dressing. After that, the go eat baked potatoes and give eachother black names.

Brad: Yo' I banged Danielle last night, she was delicous and i ended up calling her Sha'NayNay!

Scott: That sounds like a delicous alabama baked potato!

by CoolFatandWhite April 20, 2011