One of Elias’s many names he goes by in highschool. Some might say he’s more buff than meets the eye.
-Dude Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson is so cool

-Honestly I would hit it
by Daddy Sin October 05, 2021
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johnson sock

"i found jimmys johnson sock under his bed today! i cant believe he would do this"
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Bob Johnsoning

gorgeous fellatio to leaders
The housewife was Bob Johnsoning her historical husband.
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henry johnson

Dude, she has such an ugly Henry Johnson.
She asked me to finger her Henry Johnson last night.
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Logan Johnson

A skin disease that an individual will get on there neck, It is not contagious, but it is incurable. This skin disease will not hurt the host in any way, shape or form. Most doctors will not know about this skin disease because only a select seven will get this disease.
This Logan Johnson on my neck makes it awkward to receive hickeys.
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Johnson Robinson

A man from Alabama who’s tryna marry his step sister but he’s not really a man he’s a girl pretending to be a man since the Alabamians won’t allow gay marriage 😔
That guy over there is such a Johnson Robinson”
by Johnson Robinson January 04, 2023
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Sargent Johnson

the most bad ass sarge ever. he will kick your fuckin ass if u stick it out to far
sargent johnson will kick ur ass
huh my ass
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