by Schlackster January 11, 2009

When i man becomes overly obssessed with viewing porn of the opposite sex(unless you dont go that way), and enjoys ejaculating to much, and results in a bruised foreskin. When this happens, you may tell your friends you have a deep fried twinkie.
Guy 1: Dude, i got a deep fried twinkie from looking at asian porn with your sister last night
Guy 2: Fuck you, you little cock sucker.
Guy 3: Go get a deep fried twinkie yourself!!!!!!!
Guy 2: Fuck you, you little cock sucker.
Guy 3: Go get a deep fried twinkie yourself!!!!!!!
by Yo Mamma, Yo Mamma, Yo Mamma November 19, 2006

Hairballs that have been tossed in a deep fryer. Preferably ones that have been regurgitated by a cat. Considered a delicacy across the world.
by Thesauceboss89 August 24, 2011

by MousePadKing October 31, 2020

That was some pretty rough deep-sea drilling last night!
I know, the cleanup is taking longer than BP!
I know, the cleanup is taking longer than BP!
by Frank Li May 27, 2011

by DDovah August 24, 2015

Having your penis expelled from a chick's asshole by explosive diarrhea while fucking in a swimming pool, and then trying to plug the hole.
by pmetalus January 13, 2011
