“dude do you know that kid nick panetta”
“nah man no idea”
“oh well you might know him as the clout man”
“oooo the clout man yeh yeh i heard of him”
“i mean like what a freak”
“i know right”
“nah man no idea”
“oh well you might know him as the clout man”
“oooo the clout man yeh yeh i heard of him”
“i mean like what a freak”
“i know right”
by cloutttt May 10, 2018

A construction worker who lack's the skill set to do the job they have turned up at a site to do but will please the management by playing with the managers spanner
fuck me look who's turned up it's that matt Welford from Stoke it won't be long before he's playing with the bosses Spanner # Spanner man
by Phil Blade November 14, 2024

by daprisman_togi May 5, 2022

I don't know him but he is very trustworthy and honest so if he says he has candy, you best get in the van.
Vanman: hey kid d'you want some candy?
Child: I sure do mister.
Vanman: then get in the van.
Vanman: hey kid d'you want some candy?
Child: I sure do mister.
Vanman: then get in the van.
by Not a vanman June 28, 2021

by Muffin’ man March 31, 2023

A man hoe is someone who jumps from girl to girl not in the sense that he's sleeping with them and talks to multiple girls at one time.
Nick was dating kylie but also talking to Samantha Nicole and ava all at the same time that's a real man hoe right there
by the real syd March 7, 2019

when one eats too much intentionally and then gets heart burn or feels bloated or throws up immediately afterward
something that girlfriends of fat guys everywhere have to put up with and there's no remedy to it because fat guys will not listen when it's in the heat of the moment with that beloved food item
something that girlfriends of fat guys everywhere have to put up with and there's no remedy to it because fat guys will not listen when it's in the heat of the moment with that beloved food item
"What's wrong with Mark?"
"Oh, he's just suffering from fat man's remorse."
"Baby, didn't I tell you you were going to have fat man's remorse? That's why you should've have stopped after the 8th piece of chicken!"
"This is the last time I'm experiencing your fat man's remorse. I'm just going to start withholding sex from you next time you want to eat those fried twinkies."
"Oh, he's just suffering from fat man's remorse."
"Baby, didn't I tell you you were going to have fat man's remorse? That's why you should've have stopped after the 8th piece of chicken!"
"This is the last time I'm experiencing your fat man's remorse. I'm just going to start withholding sex from you next time you want to eat those fried twinkies."
by randigirlfriend April 27, 2014
