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clout man

the clout man. also know as the clout needer. he pretty much needs clout to survive.
“dude do you know that kid nick panetta”
“nah man no idea”
“oh well you might know him as the clout man”
“oooo the clout man yeh yeh i heard of him”
i mean like what a freak”
i know right
by cloutttt May 10, 2018
mugGet the clout manmug.

Spanner Man

A construction worker who lack's the skill set to do the job they have turned up at a site to do but will please the management by playing with the managers spanner
fuck me look who's turned up it's that matt Welford from Stoke it won't be long before he's playing with the bosses Spanner # Spanner man
by Phil Blade November 14, 2024
mugGet the Spanner Manmug.

man's pole

you : damn , Michelle got a fat ass
me : imagine what that will do on a man's pole
by daprisman_togi May 5, 2022
mugGet the man's polemug.

man with a white van

I don't know him but he is very trustworthy and honest so if he says he has candy, you best get in the van.

Vanman: hey kid d'you want some candy?

Child: I sure do mister.

Vanman: then get in the van.
Kid1: I heard there's a man with a white van on the corner.

Kid2: I'm gonna ask if he has some candy
by Not a vanman June 28, 2021
mugGet the man with a white vanmug.

Always be muffin’, man

A phrase you would tell your buds after you just pounded a hairy snatch.
Yo, I just fucked a hairy milf. Always be muffin’, man.
by Muffin’ man March 31, 2023
mugGet the Always be muffin’, manmug.

man hoe

A man hoe is someone who jumps from girl to girl not in the sense that he's sleeping with them and talks to multiple girls at one time.
Nick was dating kylie but also talking to Samantha Nicole and ava all at the same time that's a real man hoe right there
by the real syd March 7, 2019
mugGet the man hoemug.

fat man's remorse

when one eats too much intentionally and then gets heart burn or feels bloated or throws up immediately afterward
something that girlfriends of fat guys everywhere have to put up with and there's no remedy to it because fat guys will not listen when it's in the heat of the moment with that beloved food item
"What's wrong with Mark?"
"Oh, he's just suffering from fat man's remorse."

"Baby, didn't I tell you you were going to have fat man's remorse? That's why you should've have stopped after the 8th piece of chicken!"

"This is the last time I'm experiencing your fat man's remorse. I'm just going to start withholding sex from you next time you want to eat those fried twinkies."
by randigirlfriend April 27, 2014
mugGet the fat man's remorsemug.

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