Dumpster Dick

Is a adjective to describe the best cock you've ever had that you are willing to penetrate in a dumpster at any given time. The cock is not only the biggest and best sex you've ever had but it is with the one fuckboy you just can't seem to stop fucking even tho he is truly a piece of shit and undeserving of your high class self

God dammit there goes Rachel again... she's in the dumpster with chad... that must be her dumpster dick!

by FuckgirlMads January 27, 2018

tum and dick

tum and dick. sick

oh God i feel abit tum and dick that curry was a bad idea.

by Stuart Dobbing October 16, 2004

dick scraper

A sexual partner who, while having sex, may think it's kinky to pull out a blade and scrape the other partner's (or their own) rock-hard boner until it bleeds.

Greg: "Owe! That was my fucking cock you dick scraper! What the fuck?"
Bitch: "Sorry! I can't help it! It's my fettish!"
Greg: "Well I came here for the nutt, not the cut!"

by SidedVirus Verbage July 6, 2018

dingo dick

When you lose your virginity and contract an STI in the Australian Outback and have no recollection of the woman and hence blaim a dingo.

I got dingo dick by some aboriginal woman who claimed to be the ghost of Truganini

by Blackie_Chaan October 19, 2015

dick spazm

a name for a penis that has a spazm whilst in pre ejaculation...may grow up to 14" if come shot is at a high speed

worzels dickspazm sent his balls into gasheads face as he thrusted in his open wide wet pre cum filled mouth

gashead ''ohh worzel my face feels so numb''

worzel ''oh never mind deer my sex wee will make u better

by matt May 25, 2003

Machete Dick

When you use a machete as a dick to cut open and asshole or pussy and make it bleed.

That was definitely not your dick take me to the hospital. It was my machete dick sorry.

by Zack richarson April 13, 2010

Dick Licker Jones

The worst possible insult, wins verbal slinging matches

Jimi Shut up. you are a Dick Licker Jones

by Ellbell November 11, 2005