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spit boy

sadie is spit boy a boy who is spit
by thespitboys January 28, 2022
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Todd Howard's boys large leather jackets

Next to embarrassingly encasing his hairy, little hobbit feet in a variety of fabulously effeminate, insoles-containing stacked-heeled boots, platform shoes and high heels, all the while being a pint-sized petite pathological liar who constantly regurgitates a small man syndrome-induced stream of Todd Howard's tall tales, the terminally insecure and aggravatingly ant-like turbo-manlet Tiny Todd "Tiddly Termite" Howard girlishly enjoys dolling himself up by intermittently donning either a black or brown boys large leather jacket when out on the town and looking for a potential manmore sugar daddy. This is without a doubt just another one of Todd "Heckled Homunculus" Howard's manlet cope and manlet rage-induced, hilariously doomed attempts at emphasizing his obviously non-existent masculinity, which is immediately rendered futile when the inherently effeminate Little Napoleon is absolutely dwarfed by every single grown-up that Tiny Todd "High Five" Howard comes into contact with, like the subhumanly stunted, diminutively delicate, devastatingly dwarfed, petulantly puny and preposterously petite, scandalously stunted little runt of a sissy fairy manlet princess that the whole world most definitely knows him to be.
Melissa: Hey, why is there a brown dishrag lying in the street over there? Ellen: It's one of Todd Howard's boys large leather jackets. The utterly insignificant and microscopically minuscule midget monstrosity was crossing the road when a bee humming bird suddenly swooped down and just carried him away! Melissa: Manlets BTFO.
by ManletDepreciator October 11, 2024
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pick-me boy

A male who pays attention to female dominated interests such as pretty boy kpop bands, girl crush concepts, and alpha female rappers such as Jessi or Hyolyn. He does it to seek approval, similarly to pick-me girls who pretend to like cars, sports, and dark humor to appear more desirable.
After I posted a link to my playlist, the masses of pick-me boys wouldn't hesitate to slide in.
by OffensiveKpopFan November 2, 2023
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Bid Boy

Sexy jit mf. Gamble and Win money and hot ladies. Funny and perfect dude.
Man he is such a Bid Boy.
by BidBoy25 November 22, 2021
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beady boi

Also known as Tayler Gage

Your local skinny boi, whos plays pc all day everyday
by jameson tic tac December 9, 2019
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Crazy BOI

sum1 totally crazeeeeeeeeeee
MAtt Greenbank is a perfect example
by Matt August 5, 2004
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teenage boy

by a random eggplant January 14, 2022
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