Wiping a year from my eye

A sarcastic response to an insult, implying the insult is so bad it's taken a year off your life.

"Raquel, that was so rude! I'm wiping a year from my eye"

by massivedong32 December 16, 2021

suck a fart out my ass

this is another way of saying kiss my ass or I don't give a fuck

someone random: FUCK YOU
you: shut the fuck up you can suck a fart out my ass BITCH

by add me on xbox @bamboy278 February 11, 2022

Are you charlie'ing my chocolate factory

1. When it's too small and he's trying to penetrate the back door

2. When they aren't picking up what you're putting down; they aren't catching a whiff of what you're sniffing;

3. Accidental anal

Her: put it in
Him: I'm trying
Her: Are you charlie'ing my chocolate factory right now?

by Jjsn54 October 12, 2021

Passing by to buy tires for my daughter

"Passing by to buy tires for my daughter" is slang in the United States Marine Corps for laying siege to, seizing, and controlling fueling facilities during combat operations or civil unrest

"Gas prices are through the roof right now. I was over at Costco this morning passing by to buy tires for my daughter and the line was 4 cars deep on each pump. Naturally I told the attendant "I have an honorable compromise. Just walk away. Give me the pump, the oil, the gasoline, and the whole compound, and I’ll spare your lives. Just walk away; I will give you safe passage in the wasteland. Just walk away and there will be an end to the horror."

by Backyard Possum May 12, 2021

pouring salt down my neck

When someone on the internet starts being salty towards another person for no reason, criticizes everything that person does, challenges them especially by saying they’re better than them.

Guy 1: Check this screenshot of an awesome thing I made in *random video game*
Guy 2: Sheesh! That’s super cool
Guy 3: Don’t say sheesh nerd, no one says that anymore. And I’m better than you are in that game, Guy 1
Guy 1: Jeez retard, stop pouring salt down my neck

by BidensLaptop August 12, 2021

my fingers won’t finger right

when your finger won’t do what you want them too

did you see how wrong bella was using her fingers with talia last night?

bella: my fingers won’t finger right !

by arianagrandeishot March 22, 2023

my fingers won’t finger right

when your fingers don’t do what you want them to

did you see how bella was using her fingers with talia last night?

bella: my fingers won’t finger right

by arianagrandeishot March 22, 2023