schizo shit-show

a: see entry for schizo and combine with an emotionally unstable sociopathic ego-maniac ; b: a term more specifically oriented towards the absurd psychosis of a crazy bitch.

That crazy bitch Maggie sure is a total schizo shit-show.

by Crystal Glass November 19, 2010

Manly Ration of Shit

criticism received from a superior in larger than normal quantities. Seems like a big meal, only shit.

Geez he was all over me about my daily reports, my weekly reports, my monthlies -- I got a real Manly Ration of Shit

by ponytrekker October 16, 2008

fuck the damn shit

a way to say "Nah thats not fun" or "no i dont wanna do that"

guy1:Yo u wanna hit up the mini mart?
guy2:fuck the damn shit

by s2dz November 26, 2007

Unikitty Internet shit

A very toxic fandom that can give me a fucking stroke

What's more toxic than a nuclear dump, oh fuck it's some Unikitty internet shit

by Puppycorn11 June 23, 2019

a ass shit konkey wacker

one who frequently shits from the ass while wacking his konkey with several large sticks.

my new neighbor is a ass shit konkey wacker, he loves dropping a pipinghotloaf while smackin his konkey.

by hoey456 April 3, 2007

Get your shit together

A scared phrase for anyone doubting themselves in life. Unique because of the three "t" sounds uttered in it's use. t for the cross, and three for the holy

Trinity. So, basically it means fucking find Jesus or you're going to hell! It's not an momentary action, but a lifetime commitment.

"I've spent my life dicking around on the internet, no GF, no job, dropped out of college. get your shit together or God will throw you in the trash."

by Zroogz March 11, 2019

shit fuck ass bitch

The one key phrase to attract beautiful babes... in 2nd grade

“Shit fuck ass bitch.”

*all girls in the school are immediately attracted to this mad lad*

by I put the fun in funeral January 3, 2021