ass master flex

one who is a master at flex ones ass muscles!

How you doing ass master flex
yo dude im flexin ma arse yo!
shizzle ma nizzle ass master

by amander March 30, 2005

bomb ass dick

That dick that completely overwhelms his significant other. Typically belongs to a Joseph. Also known as God's Dick.

Holy shit, my boyfriend, Joseph, makes me cum so hard because he has that bomb ass dick.

by Yeetskeetbeatmymeat April 26, 2017

Taking it up the ass

to take something meant in a joking manner way to seriously. To lack an understanding of sarcasm


butt hurta total myra

Dude! I was joking. Why do you have to take it up the ass?

by Jonathan Harris May 13, 2005

my ass

used as a smart-alecky answer when lacking a good one.

Q. Where were you today?
A. My ass... jerk.

by Shandron July 15, 2005

weapons of ass destruction

a shitting game invented by Anal Balzer and H - Bone where points are awarded based on various aspects of the shit.

This weekend i'm going to partake in a round of Weapons of Ass Destruction.

by tha h00tman February 1, 2007

WhippleTree Ass Trick

A white male who thinks he is black and part of a gang in Ballston Spa, New York. Sometimes claims that he "reps his hood"

Man that kids a WhippleTree Ass Trick

by WB12 June 11, 2006

Billy Bad Ass

One who always dodges rocks. L.G.A. One who drives a black mustang convertible with white stripes and black bullitt wheels with a chrome lip. One who hates treacherous girls and hot boys.

There goes Louis being billy bad ass; he did a burn out in front of the police while smoking weed.

by Kevin peter May 21, 2008