Thai Dick Slug

An invasive parasite that attacks the kidney systems in carnivorous animals, including 20 documented cases in humans. The parasite has been known to produce larvae in the scrotum, urethra, urine and mouth. Referred to as "Dick slug" because of the minute size of the parasite, with females being 20-100cm long x 5-12mm wide. The dick slug is small enough to meander its way up the urethra.

Don't go swimming in Thailand without a condom. You might get a Thai dick slug.

by climbin.metal July 20, 2009

Caramelized Horse Dick

The phallus of an adult race horse tenderly cooked and caramalized and used as a blunt instrument for beating stupid people in the head.

I need to program a "SMASH insert caller name IN THE HEAD WITH A CARAMELIZED HORSE DICK" button on my phone.

by Ryan Kay May 29, 2008

Dick Sucking Lips

Lips on a woman that look great for sucking dick. Particularly and/or usually referred to on black women.

Damn, Rafena has great dick sucking lips.

by shknerth December 9, 2016

Dick in a popcorn box

Wen ur at the movies or at u house watchon a movie u cut a hole in the bottom of the popcorn box so wen go girl go 2 grab popcorn she grabs yo junk

Last nite I tricked my girl while watching friday by making a dick in a popcorn box

by Tyr0n3555 February 21, 2010

swinging dick fest

Any social gathering, party, or event that is occupied by mostly men looking to get laid.

"Jamie and I walked into the club last night and it was a total SWINGING DICK FEST".

by barbiegirl007 April 9, 2006

Atkins Dick Sandwich

A dick sandwich but without the bread. Can still include lettuce or tomato depending on how classy your sandwiches are.

My girl was hungry so I fed her the Atkins dick sandwich.

by Earl of Sammich September 11, 2009

urban dick

a boy from a city area who is raelly mean and obnoxious to girls.

"city boys are such URBAN DICK!!"

by Lysette April 16, 2006