National slob on my knob day

National slob on my knob day is, April 28.

Hey it's National slob on my knob day;) wanna suck my sick babe?

by Suck daddy May 31, 2018

Suck dick through my buttcheeks

Basically Anal Sex

I can suck dick through my buttcheeks!

Good for you...

by Ionlymadethisaccountforafewwor July 7, 2019

Tip Toe Wing in my Jawwdinz

Made famous by Riff Raff the Rapper. The act of gingerly tip toeing in your beautiful crisp Air Jordans while the Tip Toe Wing in my Jawwdinz track plays in the background and full circle completion by shit sharing it to social media

Dude 1: yo, you copped them new LeBrons?
dude 2: c'mon man, you know everywhere I go I'm only tip toe wing in my Jawwdinz!

by DontHollaMyName November 7, 2019

Wowzers my guy I'm depressed.

A phrase to easily show how depressed you are, even though 56% of the time its a joke.

Random person: "You're stupid"

Another random person: "Wowzers my guy I'm depressed."

by ImHereUnfortunatly April 13, 2019

dip your feet in my ass

From overly excited tourist on YouTube. The saying is "take your shoes off and dip your feet in my ass". For when your excited, impressed, or surprised.

My friend: look there's karate kid!!
Me: NO WAY take your shoes off and dip your feet in my ass I can't believe it

by peyamna April 17, 2019

six tenders in my four piece

When a girl (or whomever) discovers her man’s penis is larger than she expected.

“I hooked up with Patrick last night; got six tenders in my four piece.”

by B1G JON May 23, 2019

I'm gonna call my dad

A phrase used by weak middle schoolers to try and intimidate people bigger than them. Usually followed by a fictional story about their dad's fighting feats.

Bully: I told you to stay away from here. Now hand over any money you got on you!
Victim: Back off or I'm gonna call my dad, loser. He killed 100 people in Afghanistan.

by Exterminator (not really) August 15, 2019