you can't handle that type of pressure

Not being able to handle a particular situation due to it being to much for the person.

Person 1: I'm trying to take you out on a romantic date.

Person 2: nah you can't handle that type of pressure.

by agdfgargaeg May 14, 2018

well you died

when you think you win.

game: You Win!
you:YEA
server: well you died

Game: you lose
you: #$$%$!@#$%$#@#$%$#

by Projoe(the real one) May 14, 2018

chewing the same food you just spit out

When you just dealt with a problem and solved it, then you have to deal with it again.

i just broke up with my bf
didn't you need his money tho
ugh i will get back together with him then, get the money, then i will break up with him
your basically chewing the same food you just spit out.

by ahfukajshfk May 16, 2018

You Are What You Eat

The ultimate comeback to any roast. Even “your family tree LGBT” is left in the dust by this. When stated, the recipient explodes. So does one planet in our solar system. What planet explodes is chosen by the person that said this.

Frank: “You Pussy.”

Dave: “You are what you eat.”

Frank explodes, and so does Neptune.

by instagram @matte069 May 16, 2018

pussy if you don’t

equivalent of no balls where one is forced to do something with their dignity and reputation at stake

Jump in the lake! Pussy if you don’t!

by ur an ugly sweater May 18, 2018

But can you do this

"But can you do this" is a word only for the smart people and often used in situations where you have to save yourself by roasting someone with this.

TRYING TO BE COOL DUDE: U eat gey people
THE CHOSSEN ONE : you pee on them
Trying to be cool dude: no u
The chossen one: Ok....BUT CAN YOU DO THIS!!!!!!!!! *Goes back with his chair*

by Tofugamer April 3, 2018

that moment when you die

when something scary or funny happens

wow I just had that moment when you die when a lion opened my car door

by palsmawielder2 May 20, 2018