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Bradley Morning Wood

The greatest singer and guitarist of our time and the official "Sex Icon of Bluegrass" of the International Bluegrass Association (IBMA). He has written and performed many platinum country hits including "99 Years" and was nominated as the IBMA bluegrass guitarist of the year 4 years in a row. He is a very passionate man and was dubbed "Most Attractive Man In Bluegrass Today" by Bluegrass Today Magazine
Woman 1. "Bradley Morning Wood's schlong is so fucking huge I need him so bad". Woman 2. "I wish he would play me like he does that Martin" Woman 1. "I would love to solve his morning wood problem"
by HugestManAlive April 12, 2022
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Deep Woods Club

A club that you join when you have sex in the deep woods.
1.) Joe and Sally joined the deep woods club on Saturday after a long hike through the woods.
2.) I went on a hike with Sally on Saturday. When nobody was around, we decided to join the deep woods club.
3.) I am a proud member of the Deep Woods Club.
by CupcakeBabes June 13, 2013
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Jeffrey Alan woods

Jeffrey alan woods or jeff the killer is real and you can't say otherwise
Jeffrey alan woods will murder me
by Joffre a lane forest July 20, 2020
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Wood Stone Retard

A victory chant used by online gamers, specifically in "Rainbow Six Siege". Commonly used either after a round win, or game winning victory!
We destroyed that team bro! WOOD STONE RETARD, WOOD STONE RETARD!
by JPGEdward March 29, 2017
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hundred acre wood

a very magical patch of land where stuffed animals come to life and play with a very courious young boy
christopher robin went on an adventure through the hundred acre wood all day. But got lost in the tall unkept grass and huge bushes
by josh dickwillow March 13, 2008
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Wood Chipper Worthies

A genre designed to adaquately catagorize those people who have so royally destroyed their public reputation that they are worth being fed into a wood chipper. In this manner all their "friends" which they have insulted or offended beyond repair can be satisfied by their slow and agonizing demise. A Wood Chipper Worthy is any person who deserves to die by slowly being processed into mulch.
Some Wood Chipper Worthies might include: Ex-boyfriends, ex-girlfriends, psychotic and demented friends and family, and other random people you don't like.
by The Wood Chipper May 6, 2009
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Ryan wood

This kid is literally ninja from fortnite he somehow gets bitches when he looks like a white Endermen
OMG IS THAT RYAN WOOD

Yeh he’s so cool
by Rajeem November 8, 2020
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