wet the butter

to do anything with well-timed manner and grace. this can be used in almost any instance as long as said with a smooth voice and an enunciated butter..known to have derived from the northwest college crowd

Wayne Rooney really wet the butter with that shot

or

"what you up to man?"
"nothing much really, just driving around wetting the butter.."

by WayneRooney19 February 4, 2010

Wet Soberer

A person that goes to Alcoholics Anonymous, uses the principals learned there or recites the mantras, yet continues to drink alcohol.

Antonym: Dry Drunk

Jamie has become at Wet Soberer. Since starting AA he has been less grandiose and shown much more humility towards the staff at the bar.

by STLjared January 6, 2008

wet wilson

Similar to that of a wet willy. The key difference being that, instead of placing one's finger in another's ear, you place it in one of their nostrils.

- I told Ted about wet wilson... Worst mistake of my life.
- So how was it? The most violating occurrence of your life?

We broke up. She gave me a wet wilson, man!!

by D. Douglas October 21, 2013

wet money

Sweaty bills cyclists pull out of their rear jersey pockets while taking a coffee break on long rides.

That was a big group of cyclists. As usual, they only had wet money. We gotta get ApplePay!

by Al Gore isn't my real name June 13, 2016

wet this nigga

To pull up on a nigga

Pull over I finna wet this nigga bruh

by Complete Savage November 24, 2018

wet jesse

The act of ejaculating on someone's face while they sleep

I snuck up on her and gave her a Wet Jesse

by the busdriver April 8, 2010

wet foreskin

When the Jew has a bath and his peepee gets soggy

Yo Abraham has some wet foreskin

by BritishBleach June 24, 2018