Two legged snail

The two legged snail is a sexual act in which the women climbs on top of the mans face while he sexually eats her. The man then forces the women to curl up into a ball while he is still eating her, thus resembling a two legged snail

"Mommy mommy I saw a monster"

"Don't worry honey you're daddy and I were just pretending to be a two legged snail"

by Cloppingpony6969 May 17, 2016

two day hangover

A two day hangover, is just that a hangover that lasts for two days. A common symptom of older amateur drinkers, trying to keep up with younger more professional drinkers.

Got so ratted on works do, now suffering from the two day hangover

by jamz1 October 01, 2012

two legged tuna

a woman's vagina or a pussy

man your breath smells like you were munchin' on some two legged tuna last night

by 96baybeegurl November 28, 2010

five two five

a state of bliss only attainable by the elite; very good

that trip was so damn five two five

by Will-bo squeezy August 17, 2009

Hull one-two

An uncommon fight move sometimes pulled by people from Hull, East Yorkshire. Involves a jab with one hand ('one') before a swift punch with the other ('two')

"Leave it out or I'll give you the old Hull one-two"

by Andy Tiger May 26, 2005

tubby two lanes

A tubby person, particularly one tubby enough to occupy two lanes.

Hey tubby two lanes, move your fat ass over so I can get by.

by chode bone March 27, 2007

two finger split

When fingering a girl, the action of using the index and ring fingers to open her up--which can be on the surface or after insterting the two fingers--allowing for the insertion of middle finger

I gave her the two finger split

by futballa November 03, 2007