Tuna Wiggle

Depression era meal consisting of tuna gravy on saltine crackers; basically tuna shit on a shingle.

When you've been camping in the woods for a week and she wants you to go down on her.

I would rather eat a dirty pussy than tuna wiggle.

by The Dude Swanson November 2, 2025

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Tentacle Testicular Torsion

A gruesome act where you pay for an octopus you've ordered to eat at an Asian restaurant, and instead decide to undress publicly, allowing the octopus to grip your balls with its tentacle and twist them until they turn purple and blue from lack of blood flow, while also having tentacles attached inside your ass. This is followed by a crowd chanting "Triple T, Triple T, Triple T!" as your balls are ripped off by the octopus, like a game of tether ball where the rope snaps, leaving them hanging only by the tentacles in your ass. Then you proceed to rip the octopus off yourself by swinging your body so fast that the octopus splats against the wall, leaving an ink mark and your two balls. This is finally followed by everyone shouting at once: "Bullseye!!"

Thomas never expected to receive a tentacle testicular torsion!

Laila cheered on Lucas as he started his first tentacle testicular torsion on himself!

by bayharborfartsmella November 8, 2025

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Tuna gobble

To suck a dick for a pack of cigarettes or e cig

I told Amy, if she really wanted a pack of cigarettes, she would have to tuna gobble me

by Timmy wayne November 29, 2025

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Tuna Torpedo

A dick that will fuck any penis fly trap snatch even if it smells like sushi

Sushi snatch target acquired launch tuna torpedo

by Shanexxx January 2, 2026

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Tentative

A great song by System of a Down. I just listened to it. We should all take a moment and go listen to Tentative by System of a Down. Play it over the speakers as bombs fall. It's great. I'm probably going to listen to it again now.

Tentative by System of a Down

Hym 🎶No oOone! No one's gonna save us noooooow🎶

Iam 🎶NOT EVEN GOOOOOOOOD🎶

by Hym Iam January 13, 2026

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