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King Koza

A massive skateboarding chad. Visit him at kingkoza.com
Bro have you seen King Koza's website? That dude is a massive chad and is a great artist at only 15!
by OrionZX August 28, 2020
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king daddy

Carly King Myers: is an amazingly intelligent , extremely

sexy, and all the way around just a unbelievably badass individual. One of a kind friend. HONEST TO HIS CORE. You'll worship him as a lover if he ever gives you the chance. He is breath taking. Both good and bad. He can be quite the asshole if you're a burnt, no life, no spunk havin ass retarded idiot , and if u can't gangster the fuck up and accept and hear the truth....WELL your in for a treat with this one 🤣

You'll want him all the time but he won't ever allow it more more than 12hrz , 24 if you're lucky.

AN INSPIRATION.

AND EVEN MORE THAN ANY OF THIS.....HE IS A KICKASS FATHER TO HIS SON. All the way around sweetheart of a father, raises his son and I'm sure future kids to be upstanding, gentlemen and good people.

Not afraid to fuck someone up

You won't wanna be his enemy , promise ;)
Rock my world again, King Daddy ?
by Future ex wife May 28, 2020
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King Sebastian

Cannot be compared to any other human. King Sebastian is above all peasants.
Peasant: Hello king sebastian
King Sebastian: Drop a knee😈
*Peasant kneels*
by King sebastian August 26, 2021
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king of cap

when someone lies so much to the point where you can not differ truth from false.
Person 1: Bro you friends with Chad
Person 2: That dude lie so much he must be the king of cap .
by CoochieObtainer November 28, 2019
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Zest King

A man who's zest is beyond comprehension, the way they walk, talk and socialize is FULL zest, I'm talking gay, homosexual and gaybo acts that only some people will be able to achieve in their lifetime. A zest king thrives through the torment and pain of others. Zest kings tend to be found in sports like rowing and being a school captain or teacher. If they are given the opportunity they would "help a homie out" and give said homie the most life-changing, lubricated, soul-taking (with no teeth ofc xx) gawk gawk 3000 free of charge, in fact, after the deed, a zest king would thank them for their time and hand them their business card for later transactions.
Look at that zest king fruitily frolicking through the schoolyard.
by jamal denquivius III May 15, 2023
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lizzard king

Lizzard King
noun:

1. A lizzard, here, may be defined as any individual belonging to the group of women, named Elizabeth, who are known by their common nickname Lizz and who in some way or another resemble a real life lizard. A Lizzard King is the kind of man who serially dates Lizzards because he has terrible taste in women and none of his friends ever say anything to him about it.
2. In all likelihood, Lizard King probably just misspelled with two instead of one "Z''. He's still King of the Lizards, though.
1:
John: Dude, she looks like a reptile.
Jerry: You mean Elizabeth?
John: Yea. She's a total Lizzard—oh shit it's Henry!
Notorious Lizzard King Henry: John, did you just say Lizzard!? Where? That way? Are you pointing that way? You are pointing that way? Ok, ok I'm going!

2:
Lizard 1: Hsssss!
Lizard 2: Hsssss?
Lizards 1&2: Hsss-hsss!!

Lizzard King: That's right, bitchessssssss!
by PoorClimb February 11, 2014
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Biohazardous King

An incel who uses children's video games to chat up underage girls to convince them to send pictures of them so he can show fellow workmates pictures of them under the guise that he's some kind of ladies man. Egotistical and psychopathic, they are very quick to claim to be the victim to cover their nefarious practices.
Did you hear about that guy who got added to the sex offender register for show pictures of young girls to his workmates?
Yeah he's a bit of a Biohazardous King!
by Monkeyfuck McGraw June 26, 2021
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