alabama thunder cunt

A lady that is so fat her twat smacks the ground making thundering noises oh and shes from alabama
Woah look at that massive alabama thunder cunt
by trenchcoat March 15, 2016
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Thunder shits

where your stomach just hurts for 15 minutes and suddenly you have to shit so badly
and when you go to shit it stings so badly
that you have to hold it back
but your stomach hurts
so you have to make the choice if you want to stay with the ever growing stomach pains
or the asshole burns
A: Sorry I can't come into work today, I have the thunder shits.
B: What the fuck is a thunder shit
by Farmer_Joe January 12, 2021
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thunder moist

Ah, the hit Disney film, Hercules, featuring Thunder Moist
by Tizicopia July 19, 2022
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Thunder Moist

Description of someone’s pants after a wet fart or shart.
Kaleb’s pants are definitely Thunder Moist after letting that one rip.
by Z329 July 19, 2022
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Thunder dome

A shiny ass forehead.

Causes:

Sweat

•Too much makeup
Bradly: do u see that chick over there?
Jorge: Damn vro she got a fucken Thunder dome
by 1-800-Jahsh October 31, 2019
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thunder pavillion

An outhouse; an outside no-running-water toilet in a small shed. True "Thunder Pavillions" are located at a cottage and situated out in the woods. Being a little "rough" and "ramshackle" helps. Common items found inside a Thunder Pavillion include cobwebs, a tin of ashes or lime, dust, 1-ply toilet paper, and a stick. Normally used only in "desperate" situations...
"I had to go so bad I had a turtlehead, but Buddy was in the bathroom, so I had to go use the Thunder Pavillion!" "I didn't want to stink up the cottage so I used the Thunder Pavillion."
by Woodenhead April 17, 2006
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Thor Thunder Nut

When your partner sucks you off so hard that your Semen looks like thunder hitting your partner in her Vaguba.
I Thor Thunder Nutted jessica yesteday, it was pretty nice.
by TheRyaNut May 02, 2019
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