Jade Tiger

The Jade Tiger is where you convince a feminist to let you fuck her in the ass. Then when you pull your dick out of her, you wipe brown stripes on her skin, then at the moment of climax you blow your load and your nose simultaneously on her face giving her a silken, jade appearance. Then listen to her roar.

Employer: "What are your list of achievement win the last 12 months"
Male chauvinist bastard: "Well I gave Clementine Ford a Jade Tiger, she roared like Simba bringing the Savannah back to life"
Employer: "Impressive, I hope she hated every second of it"

by EndGynocentrism September 2, 2017

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tiger

When you tan fully naked with a flaccid penis, later you become erect and the skin that was not exposed in the tanning bed becomes exposed, this allows for the penis to have both tan and untanned characteristics, hence the name the tiger

Dude, my girlfriend R-nut loves my tiger

by H-Nut March 10, 2008

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gangle tooth tiger

The species named after Ryan Herr. Famously coined "gangle tooth tiger" by an Italian explorer based off this really SPECIAL specimen who's teeth are gangly, yellow, and rotted out from to much ketamine and Molly and not enough before and after care. This rare SPECIAL species can be found in the pacific northwest lounging around simping for thots in the rave scene. But no sane thot would fall for the trap of the gangle tooth tiger. Beware of anything you may post, specifically self explanatory comments. It very well may 99% of the time misunderstand context and display inability to conversate without looking like a complete reeee.

Man: that British man sure looks like a ryan herr.
Rave girl: you mean a gangle tooth tiger🐅 🐯?

by The ripening June 1, 2020

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