Everyone is always participating. The goal of suicide olympics is to die in the most ridiciolous way possible or in a way so that you get remembered by your peers.
However there are rules. You cannot kill yourself in order to die. If you do so you are banned form ever participating again.
However there are rules. You cannot kill yourself in order to die. If you do so you are banned form ever participating again.
John: "Did you hear from Bill this week?"
Mike: "Yes he just learned about the suicide olymics."
John: "What's that"
Mike: "Yes he just learned about the suicide olymics."
John: "What's that"
by Djiddi5 October 7, 2019
Get the suicide olymicsmug. When a person is shot in the back of their head, twice.
The first shot is always lethal, the second shot makes sure that they are dead.
Used against Chinese people who are hostile/show disliking toward the Chinese Government.
Similar to being suicided
The first shot is always lethal, the second shot makes sure that they are dead.
Used against Chinese people who are hostile/show disliking toward the Chinese Government.
Similar to being suicided
Person1: Hey did you hear that 抗议者 disappeared after going to a pro-democracy protest.
Person2: Yes, I heard he got Chinese suicided.
Person1: I'm so glad that I support everything that our great and glorious country does.
Person2: I think our country needs a change of leadership, we need a leader that puts the people before the party.
(Person2 got Chinese suicided later that day)
Person2: Yes, I heard he got Chinese suicided.
Person1: I'm so glad that I support everything that our great and glorious country does.
Person2: I think our country needs a change of leadership, we need a leader that puts the people before the party.
(Person2 got Chinese suicided later that day)
by Chunkybeef9847 October 19, 2021
Get the Chinese suicidemug. "John! What's apaphinal suicide?"
"What?"
"You know, "Let the bad times roll"?
"Let me know when you decide
Apaphinal suicide""
"You fucking dumbass, it's apathy or suicide"
"What?"
"You know, "Let the bad times roll"?
"Let me know when you decide
Apaphinal suicide""
"You fucking dumbass, it's apathy or suicide"
by D0Ice August 28, 2022
Get the Apaphinal suicidemug. Suicide is a real thing. If you joke about it what is wrong with you? Suicide is when people unalive (Kill) themself if for some reason you didn't know that. Most people who commit Suicide are people who are bullied. Bullying is also not ok. If you have Suicide thoughts talk with someone you trust. They might help you but if they don't really help, call 1-800-273-8255.
This is a sentence of a real story
A girl who likes MLB: I like Lila
Most of the MLB fans: Lila is bad go kill yourself
Me: What the fuck is wrong with you? Tell me what's wrong with Lila. You just made her commit Suicide
A girl who likes MLB: I like Lila
Most of the MLB fans: Lila is bad go kill yourself
Me: What the fuck is wrong with you? Tell me what's wrong with Lila. You just made her commit Suicide
by somepersonwholikescheese June 24, 2022
Get the Suicidemug. it's kinda joke that teenagers says to their parents to see their reaction and most of time their reaction would be
horrified then the Teenager says it was a joke even though it wasn't
horrified then the Teenager says it was a joke even though it wasn't
Parents: what are you thinking about son?
Teenager: I'm gonna suicide
Parents: What the No don't do it we love you
Teenager: I'm joking I'm joking
Teenager: I'm gonna suicide
Parents: What the No don't do it we love you
Teenager: I'm joking I'm joking
by Someone that's happy November 3, 2023
Get the I'm gonna suicidemug. Suicide: After he checked his grade he shot himself with a gun in the head therefore leaving him bleeding out on the floor and if he hadnt already died from the gun shot he would die from blood loss, atleast he doesn't have to take anymore fucking exams agian.
SIDE NOTE:
Dont kill yourself pls
U have lots to live for and there are people who love you
SIDE NOTE:
Dont kill yourself pls
U have lots to live for and there are people who love you
by ChestnutSalmon December 8, 2021
Get the Suicidemug. Technical suicide (or T-suicide) is a way to say that you're gonna be under pressure when dealing with technical shit, like programming or IT management or hardware engineering and such
by Trollow December 27, 2024
Get the technical suicidemug.