by faxx69 October 14, 2022
Get the Noahmug. /ˈˌnōə/
name
1) A very weird human being (if he's human at all). He is the kind of guy who eats plastic fruit and keeps a raccoon that he found in the driveway eating broken glass as a pet. Noah likes to look at himself in the mirror with women's clothes on... creepy... He also tries to get women by bragging about how many gallons of raw eggs he can down in 20 minutes. He's a demon on the dance floor, though. This man invented the Double-Fidget-Spinner-Hoverboard-Airhorn-360-Noscope-Dabbing-Backflip-Whip. Seriously.
verb
1) to try to dab while riding your pet dog like a horse.
2) to be an overall terrible human being.
name
1) A very weird human being (if he's human at all). He is the kind of guy who eats plastic fruit and keeps a raccoon that he found in the driveway eating broken glass as a pet. Noah likes to look at himself in the mirror with women's clothes on... creepy... He also tries to get women by bragging about how many gallons of raw eggs he can down in 20 minutes. He's a demon on the dance floor, though. This man invented the Double-Fidget-Spinner-Hoverboard-Airhorn-360-Noscope-Dabbing-Backflip-Whip. Seriously.
verb
1) to try to dab while riding your pet dog like a horse.
2) to be an overall terrible human being.
by PseudonymSid December 27, 2017
Get the Noahmug. by Femboy_lover September 20, 2022
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Get the Noah Yzemug. by bigcoolguy February 16, 2022
Get the Noah Gastmug. Noah's can be funny at most times .but let me warn you a few times they can go from funny to annoying in a matter of seconds so if ever u find a noah know that they are funny .also have good selfie angle .don't joke about the ark either so not cool .
by Mollie r December 28, 2020
Get the Noahsmug. 