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Blast

When you have to go or to leave, such as to bouce
Hey sorry to leave early but I gotta blast
by Yo wats up October 10, 2017
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Baja Blast Day

Baja Blast Day is located on the 6th of May, where everybody pays tribute to the great beverage.
I'm gonna cum to Baja Blast trap feet armpit sweaty vore hentai on Baja Blast Day.
by Asher The Fat May 6, 2020
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donkey blasted

The maximum level of alcoholic consumption where any additional drinks do not increase your state of drunkenness. Usually taken place between the hours of 3:30am and 7:00am on weekends, it is most commonly achieved when in a new social setting post-drinking where the new environment does not permit you to stop.
"Man, I was at this after party the other night but since I was at the bar beforehand, I ended up getting donkey blasted."

Dale got so donkey blasted the other night after the show, he ended up drinking till 7am with us in his parent's basement.
by TurtleKnee May 1, 2017
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Blast From the Nast

Reminiscing on the early works of world renowned political cartoon artist Thomas Nast.
Person 1: Remember when Thomas Nast depicted Boss Tweed and the Tammany Tiger."
Person 2: "Yeah, that's a Blast From the Nast."
by dickey6969 June 15, 2017
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History blasting

The activity of hurriedly getting rid of the browser history before your wife goes on the laptop - therefore nullifying getting into serious trouble when your wife finds "midget sucking off a donkey dick".

Forgetting to History Blast can result in divorce, violence and in some cases, prosecution. See Gary Glitter for details.

However, History Blasting only works alongside "Innocent Browser History Restoration" (IBHR) where the individual looks at mundane pages like the weather, football results, funny cat videos and questions like "can dogs smell farts before they come out" so as to cover up the period spent furiously wanking over Brazilian Scat porn.
How's Dave?

Not good - he forgot to do his history Blasting and now his wife wants a divorce.

Silly cunt. Should have History Blasted
by Daphne Widethigh April 21, 2018
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Malibu Blast

Killer weekend with Nina, treated her to a Malibu Blast. had to get the car detailed after
by Dave Roth February 11, 2024
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Furry blast

Furry blast is dog whistle used by people on TikTok and probably 4chan (I don't use that smelly porn filed dumpster of a site). It was created due to shmerg becoming too mainstream. Associated words: Agartha, shmerg, vril, 271k, 🧃, have a nice day etc.
Person 1: Furry blast

Person 2: I get it man, the shmergs are running the world. Bring back AH.
by Aska233 March 25, 2025
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